Sep
21
Facebook recently unveiled a new revenue model based on analysis from a June 2010 D8 Conference.
Here is a 9 step outline for the new strategy:
1. speak at conference
2. get sweaty at conference
3. take off sweatshirt
4. *accidentally* flash awesome illuminati style logo
5. tell interviewer “don’t worry about it. you can’t get this at bloomingdales. gotta work at facebook”
6. make anonymous ebay accounts
7. post hoodies as “collectibles” and “employee only”
8. paypal transactions verified. thank you Max Levchin!
9. *insert evil laugh*
